Here’s what I looked like with an Android:

Scruffy beard, long hair, generally disheveled appearance – all showing how I value function over form.

My motto was: It’s not how you look, it’s what you do. Always trade off doing more even if it means you look worse doing it.

Then I buy an iPhone, and …

I have a new haircut, beard is tastefully trimmed and groomed, and I have the air of sophistication of someone who understands the importance of form tied to function.

My new motto: It’s not just about what you do, but how you look doing it. Never trade off doing more if it means you look ugly doing it.