Christians believe that Lucifer, Satan, is a fallen angel. That his hubris lead him to be cast out of Heaven. He falls from nice cool heaven, to end up in blistering hellish heat. Given my run today, I felt like I had been sent to some blisteringly hot hell hole..
In many ways, I felt like a fallen angel today. Normally I go for a run in the evenings when it is nice and cool. Today I had to go in the middle of the day.
This is what I thought I would look like:
Such form, such poise, such speed, such beauty…
I’ve lost weight and I crushed my last long run in awesome time… Today I was going to run with no kid stroller, and I was going to come home in blistering form. Pride!
But the Good Lord likes to punish pride… and so instead I looked like this:
The problem was that I completely miscalculated how much water I needed to drink. After the first three miles I drank 1/2 of a cup of water. After 6 miles I drank another 1/2 cup of water. Between miles 6 and 9 I was cramping, unable to move my feet – my cadence was collapsing etc. At mile 9, I drank a cup of water … and then as my body started to recover, I ran into my house and drank …
Not quite … but if I could have I would have. And the last mile and half was actually quite pleasant…
Moral of the story if you want to look great while running in the sun remember this image:
Drink early, drink often.