Monthly Archives: March 2008

Fun with Symantec

I am currently running Vista on my new shiny tablet.

And for the most part this has been a wonderful experience. I find the user-interface to be significantly more elegant. The system as a whole seems to hang better together than XP.

However, I did run into a problem with my VPN. Now it turns out, for reasons that are a complete mystery to me, that Norton 360 and my Cisco VPN will not work together. After a lot of pain and frustration I decided to call Symantec today and ask for help.

First the helpful person on the phone told me to wait a sec while she logged on to my computer. To which I responded:

How do I disable that feature?

After a lot of time on the phone, the helpful person told me to:

  1. Add a rule that allows any piece of software to use any port and any protocol to go in and out of my computer
  2. Trust every interface.

I was in a rush, and just relieved I could use my VPN and have some kind of antivirus software, so I didn’t pay too much attention to what she told me to do.

But later on this evening I thought…

Hmmm…

Now I may not be a network expert but step 1 and step 2 are the moral equivalent of:

Turn off the firewall.

Symantec rather than tell me honestly:

Dude the product you spent 79$ doesn’t actually work with this other piece of software, so go to advanced options and turn off the firewall.

The helpful helpdesk person walked me through a convoluted process to disable the software without explicitly disabling it.

Blech.

And the fans roared!

In 1993, Montreal won the Stanley Cup by defeating the LA Kings in a memorable 5 game series.

I remember that playoff year vividly. I knew we would because I had seen St. Patrick play against the Bruins, and I knew he was not going to let this team lose. I was so confident of our victory that I bet a NY Ranger fan and a Pittsburgh Penguin Fan a 6 pack of beer that we would win.
But ever since 1993, Montreal Canadiens fans have had very little to cheer about.

The team never reached the utter abyss of incompetence, but when Valerie Bure and Oleg Petrov are the best you have to offer for your young talent, and Rejean Houle and Mario Tremblay are destroying your franchise, things look bleak.

Actually things looked so bleak, that for this Montreal fan, watching hockey had become depressing. It was like looking at a tired over-the-hill athlete who once was great, wheezing and panting trying to compete. It was brutal and painful and sad.

And even when we won, it was still sad. In 2002 when Jose Theodore was standing on his pinky (not his head) to get an unbelievably crappy Montreal team into the playoffs, I remember watching the game and thinking the only person on that team that belongs in the NHL is the goalie, this Russian dude Markov and Koivu. Everyone else could be replaced by Detroit’s AHL team. And you knew that as long as Theodore could withstand the barrage we would win, and he won 6 games that we had no business winning that year.

And I remember that I was so happy that we made the playoffs in 2002, because we had missed the playoffs for three straight years! And I would run home like a lunatic to catch games and I knew that my team sucked, but maybe things had started to change… But once I saw that team, I knew, I knew that they still sucked. So I was happy, but it looked like my aging star was reaching back for one last gasp at glory …

And then Gainey became the GM. And all of a sudden things looked better.

In 2004 we beat the bruins, but this time, it wasn’t just Theodore standing on his head. There were actually other players on the ice that could play this game of hockey. And we signed Kovalev. And things looked better.

And then there was last years’ collapse. More to the point, there was last year’s putrid defense. How can you claim to be a hockey team when you can’t score on 5×5 and your top players are -20+? The team was fun to watch but at there was still no hope. Too much of the team was tied to a collection of aging veterans. Veterans who could only get worse, not better. And was Cristobal Huet really that good?
And now we beat the New Jersey F. Devils and our nemesis Martin F. Brodeur (who we declined to persue in 1999 when he was an RFA and maybe that’s why he has chosen to dominate us so thoroughly). And it’s not a fluke comeback. It’s a not 2-1 squeaker that could have gone either way. It’s a 4-0 dominating victory. Our goaltender blocked the shots, our defensemen held the Devils to the periphery, our forwards did whatever they wanted in the Devils zone.

And it wasn’t some aging collection of veterans, or some fluke victory, but the natural outcome of young players getting better, and a team that has been playing better and better by the day.

And you suddenly knew that after 15 years, we had a good team, a team that we did not have to dread following, a team that could make you look forward to April, a team that you enjoy watching, a team that could make you proud to be a fan.

After fifteen years of looking at the bottom of the standings, being embarrassed to cheer for your team (had we become the Toronto Maple Leafs) because cheering mediocrity was beneath a Habs fan when the Montreal fans gave the team a 2 minute standing ovation, and RDS and VS decided to shut up and just let us hear the fans roar, it wasn’t because the team beat Brodeur, it wasn’t because Price had a shutout, it was because after 15 fucking years in the wilderness, our beloved Habs were back.

TV Review: Eli Stone

So maybe I watch too much television, and maybe the writers strike is problematic, but Eli Stone is a wonderfully quirky show.

Cast in the mold of Ally McBeal (when it was good) or Scrubs, this show blends the surreal and the real into a wonderful knot.

The protagonist is a lawyer who lost his moral compass and somehow found it just before it was too late. He found it when confronted with his own morality and a set of visions triggered by a brain aneurysm.

I like the shows style, zippiness, humor and character.

If you are looking for a single legal drama, and after suffering from the imploding Law and Order series, this may be my single legal drama.

Cheese Review: Ossau au Piment d’Espelette, sheep milk, France

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The cheese in the middle is Ossau au Piment d’Espelette.

From www.artisanalcheese.com we read:

Ossau au Piment d’Espelette is a paprika-dusted sheep’s milk cheese made in the French Pyrenees. This variety is lightly coated in AOC-protected Piment d’Espelette, the famous Basque paprika. The nutty, sweet and toasty characteristics of the cheese are augmented by the brightness and warmth that the pepper imparts. Pair with Zinfandel, Tempranillo, or Syrah.

The cheese snob says: Delightful. The paprika does add an additional dimension to the cheese. A

The casual cheese eater says: More please. A.

Cheese Review: Cantalet, cow’s milk, France

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The cheese on the right is Cantalet.

From the www.artisanalcheese.com description:

Cantalet, an ancestor to British Farmhouse Cheddars, is a cow’s milk cheese from Auvergne, France. It is weighty, moist, creamy and just subtly sharp with a very defined sweet and milky quality. Pairs well with Merlot, Pinot Noir and whites from Sauvignon Blanc to Gewürztraminer. 

The cheese snob says: Definitely reminds you of a farmhouse cheddar, but I prefer the child rather than the parent. B

The casual cheese eater says: More please. A.

Cheese Review: Bra Tenero, cow’s milk, Italy

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The cheese on the left is Bra Tenero.

From the www.artisanalcheese.com description:

Bra Tenero is a cow’s milk cheese from Piedmont region of Northern Italy. Bra Tenero, a younger and softer cheese than its cousin Bra Duro, has a semi hard texture and a dense, slightly piquant flavor. Pair this cheese with a Cabernet or hearty Italian red.

The cheese snob says: Description is spot on, and the cheese is wonderful. A

The casual cheese eater says: More please. A

Watching a hocky game

On Saturday I was skiing in Tahoe. 

Meanwhile the Montreal Canadiens were playing the New Jersey Devils. This was the first time since 1993, the Habs were playing for first in the Eastern Conference. Heck for the first time since 1996, I thought they could realistically beat the New Jersey Devils.

Unfortunately I could not get my cell phone to act as a wireless transmitter for my computer, so I could not listen to the game over the Internet.

So I was forced to watch the game by reading the bulletin boards on www.hfboards.com on my cell phone.

It was an interesting experience. I did not quite see the plays, or hear the plays, but I could follow the plays as they happened. It was like being a blind person at a hockey game with your buddies periodically telling you what was going on.

I have to say the entire experience was a blast. You got the passion, the excitement, the frustration, the thrill of the game even if you missed some of the details.  Not sure if I would ever do it again, I still like listening to the play-by-play or watching the game but still in a pinch,