So in my earlier post I shared the tale of the smart chicken, but I didn’t realize how smart.

The chicken that died was nick-named Twister. She was an awesome chicken who was a very reliable egg layer AND she was very nice.

My wife loved that chicken.

On the other hand, Kiwi our new pet chicken laid eggs, infrequently. They were fancy eggs mind you but, the last 6 months hadn’t laid a single egg.

So my wife was planning to off her. No eggs, no feed. We have rules in this house.

But apparently Kiwi had plans. The minute Twister died, she immediately seized the opportunity to become the new pet chicken thereby earning a permanent reprieve from the soup pot.